DUST Search - Buff the magsex

Ripley Riley wrote:

CCPlease buff the magsex.

Empirical Evidence

Tiny and pathetic
Half the time it can't even get good penetration
It can't shoot very far
Dispersion is terrible; I aim for the face, but I usually hit chest
Recovery time is terrible too; it takes so long to reload I feel like I'm an old man

Reasons not to buff the magsex

There are none

Things you must ask yourself

Why not buff the magsex? On second thought, that is a stupid question.
Are you going to see Jurassic World? Chris Pratt knocked GotG out of the park so maybe he'll keep that momentum up, you know?
Are you getting enough fiber? Fiber is important for a healthy digestive system. For people under the age of 50 it is recommended to get 25 - 30g of fiber per day.
Can the magsex be used as a flotation device?
Is Ripley ruggedly handsome? I'll save you some time: yes.
When was the last time you called your gram gram and grandpa? They miss you terribly and they have lots of wisdom to share!

Thank you for your time.


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duster 35000 Algintal Core Gallente Federation 449	Posted - 2015.03.31 14:12:00 - [1] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: CCPlease buff the magsex. Empirical Evidence Tiny and pathetic Half the time it can't even get good penetration It can't shoot very far Dispersion is terrible; I aim for the face, but I usually hit chest Recovery time is terrible too; it takes so long to reload I feel like I'm an old man Reasons not to buff the magsex There are none Thank you for your time. L. Luna, molly and I smell sexual inudendos. Molestia approved
duster 35000 Algintal Core Gallente Federation 450	Posted - 2015.03.31 17:23:00 - [2] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: CCPlease buff the magsex. Empirical Evidence Tiny and pathetic Half the time it can't even get good penetration It can't shoot very far Dispersion is terrible; I aim for the face, but I usually hit chest Recovery time is terrible too; it takes so long to reload I feel like I'm an old man Reasons not to buff the magsex There are none Things you must ask yourself Why not buff the magsex? On second thought, that is a stupid question. Are you going to see Jurassic World? Chris Pratt knocked GotG out of the park so maybe he'll keep that momentum up, you know? Are you getting enough fiber? Fiber is important for a healthy digestive system. For people under the age of 50 it is recommended to get 25 - 30g of fiber per day. Can the magsex be used as a flotation device? Is Ripley ruggedly handsome? I'll save you some time: yes. When was the last time you called your gram gram and grandpa? They miss you terribly and they have lots of wisdom to share! Thank you for your time. Wait, who are we shipping it with? Shippy the shipping ship that ships shipping ships? Or rainbowdash? Molestia approved
duster 35000 Algintal Core Gallente Federation 451	Posted - 2015.03.31 17:42:00 - [3] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: 7th Son 7 wrote: Why can't more people post such logical and coherent ways to nerf or buff something. Everybody normally wants to start throwing all these numbers around, which only ends up giving me a headache. ^ But this I totally understand I endeavor to post nothing but the finest, data driven, efficient nonsense possible. duster 35000 wrote: Wait, who are we shipping it with? Shippy the shipping ship that ships shipping ships? Or rainbowdash? I ship Magsex / Pinkie Pie, because I'm not a goddamn commie. 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duster 35000 Algintal Core Gallente Federation 465	Posted - 2015.04.01 17:35:00 - [4] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: I wonder what kind of sick, depraved, and tortured mind can come up with this stuff. 10/10 You should see the **** I read on fimfiction.net. especially the dark stuff...with gore...and mind control...and sex...and tentacles Although not all at once in a story. Molestia approved
duster 35000 Algintal Core Gallente Federation 465	Posted - 2015.04.01 17:47:00 - [5] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: duster 35000 wrote: You should see the ** I read on fimfiction.net. especially the dark stuff...with gore...and mind control...and sex...and tentacles Although not all at once in a story. I've been forwarded a Sonic fanfiction where Knuckles rips out Tails' intestines, wraps them around his own dink, and proceeds to rub one out. Tails, barely alive, is incredibly turned on by this. The story is from his POV. That was the day I became a man. Pfft, that's it? I've read worse, and alot of other things. Fetishshy, fluttershy trying to guess anons fetish to have sex with him. Mind control. I guess? Gore, super gore. sex, lots of sex acts. tentacles. weird **. TF/TG. Comedy. sex. Okay dust514, let's save the universe....with sex. What am I doing with my life? Nothing, and I love it. Molestia approved